Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Get the Knot Clotsmug. by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012
Get the Douche Clotmug. A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
by scottster July 25, 2006
Get the traffic clotmug. by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009
Get the Cottage Clotmug. Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.
I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
Get the Dirt Clotsmug. When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 17, 2011
Get the Jizz Clotmug. by henryyyy June 23, 2008
Get the shit clotsmug.