Compulsive App Closing

Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.

His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.

by Rushabc7 February 4, 2014

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This ride's closing!

humorous: used to describe a situation when smth/smb will no longer be available for use

Rachel: We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sorry, boys. This ride's closing!

by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016

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greek closing

the act of burning a place down you own in order to collect the insurance on the property

Danny couldnt sell his home for 2 years, so he decided that a greek closing would be best so he could move elsewhere

by Jacquon February 14, 2012

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In contrast to what you might think about a claustrophobic reference, the "walls are closing in" actually means that someone was home for so long that they start coming up with dumb ideas. This usually happens when students are unemployed over winter break/summer or when adults are on medical disability. The absence of sunlight into the home enables Vitamin D deficiency, which in turn results in someone coming up with ideas that would have otherwise not even come to mind.

This can also happen when someone has too much time to think.

Peter: I came home for winter break and recorded an unnecessary motivational football speech. I directed, produced, and acted in my own mafia film over the course of the summer.
Mike: Stop, Stop. Chill b. The walls are closing in.
Peter: Hmmmmmm?
Mike: You're a joke.
Peter: What? I had time to write a script, scout a location, pay actors (including myself), hire my dad as a cameraman, and shoot a movie.

by ladiesmanfromnj August 3, 2011

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the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

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Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

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