by yourmamidumbass June 22, 2019
Get the Clitmug. by FootlessGerman May 9, 2022
Get the Clittingmug. by anonymous October 7, 2003
Get the clitmug. by Taco_glock May 11, 2020
Get the Clitmug. They call it "the man in the boat"; because it lies inside a thin-walled scoop of tender flesh and pops up and out when the "trout" starts biting.
My old girlfriend once told me, she was the luckiest woman in the world...her clit; "the man in the boat" was located right upfront and alert and quite proud to what was going on with it. She was addicted to it.
by muffin mechanic November 24, 2009
Get the clitmug. by Cuckoo April 18, 2020
Get the Clitmug. Woman's most magnificently majestic manifestation of her raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a tiny erect penis, and it has the same turbulent force and energy.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the man that its owner is both capable of having sex with him and eager to do so, which, if he finds her attractive, tends to kindle his interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against his increasingly hardened dick while they make out, she turns him on and gets him hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signaling his own desire, as he sucks it and kisses it and licks it. And finally, when she fucks him, its mad and relentless throbbing drives him wild until he begins to grunt with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If she is lucky enough, she can have multiple orgasms, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the better the sex will be.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the man that its owner is both capable of having sex with him and eager to do so, which, if he finds her attractive, tends to kindle his interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against his increasingly hardened dick while they make out, she turns him on and gets him hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signaling his own desire, as he sucks it and kisses it and licks it. And finally, when she fucks him, its mad and relentless throbbing drives him wild until he begins to grunt with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If she is lucky enough, she can have multiple orgasms, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the better the sex will be.
by sisteriggy March 22, 2009
Get the Clitmug.