Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010

choad

a penis that is wider then it is long

come put your fat ass ugly choad in my moulth

by Ch-OW-d April 11, 2003

Choad

Tall beast-like (but that'd be giving him too much credit) creature, with a bizarre shaped head and eyes placed on said head in a position as to resemble a Zandu Zan from "The Last Starfighter". This creature tends to hang out in Quality Assurance Offices spouting knowledge that doesn't exist.
An avid motorcyclist, this creature loves to discuss anything unimportant.
MYAAAAAAAH!

Hey, Choad! Is Your bike running? MYAHHHH! Did you ride it in today? MYAAAAAAAH!

by Choadington Choadsworth Bear February 16, 2008

choad

A short fat penis, usually cut.

I don't take choads up the rear because small nubs usually induce more pain.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt January 20, 2007

choad

(noun) A penis whose diameter exceeds, or is equal to, its length.
-y (adjective) Of or pertaining to such a penis.

"Eww Mum, check out this choady banana!"

Ronnie Corbett is a celebrity choad.

by Greg Withnail September 24, 2012

choad

A very short, but unusually wide penis.

gotta GET IT ON in the party zone!
gotta LICK A CHOAD in the party zone!

by snuffles345 January 14, 2008

Choad

Noun, usually used to define a person in an unsavorery way. A loser or unpopular person.

Mark is such a choad, I dont know why we hang out with him.

by Darth Oxx July 31, 2009