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Chili Dan 

Mexican Chili. Known for its exceptional ability to produce flatulence.
I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.
Chili Dan by wastedpawn April 27, 2011

chili rub 

When your man pulls out his penis and rubs it down your back.
chili rub by Alli.gator April 22, 2016

Chili dog 

Possibly the best concession ever invented, consisting of your ordinary hot dog or smokie, except you add a chili that has nothing but the meat and sauce. Grated cheese or cheese sauce is optional.
I love the chili dog and i hate how Urbandictionary is good at ruining my snack.
Chili dog by Flash Dude November 20, 2011

chili whack 

verb. To strike or slap someone in the face with your penis.
The porn star was so notorious for slapping girls in the face with his erect penis that the chili whack soon became his signature move.

Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.

chili bear 

Let's go hit up the chili bears for a dub
chili bear by S_Vizzle February 8, 2005