charley garrett

Very strong man who don’t take shit from no one. Charley has a massive penis and will stop at nothing for world domination he also has has a very beautiful girlfriend

“Ayyyyyy boyyyyy what you doin”

“Nothing much just squishing mice with my bare hand”
“Oh yeah that’s pretty cold you remind of Charley Garrett”

by Father of fun February 17, 2022

chatty charley

Asshole who talks nonstop but tells a woman she talks too much.

Did you hear him tell me to shut up!? Mother fuckin chatty charley...

by Double standard February 24, 2014

hot charley

When you're hitting a girl from behind, leave for a second to somehow heat up your dong, and then return to stick it in her butt. It's customary to yell "Hot Charleys for everyone!" right after this.

P: Why are you wincing?
M: I steeped my penis in hot water too long and burnt it. Hot Charley!

by ohmygodeverynameistakenalready January 2, 2008

Charley Gordon

Noun. Someone who gets laughed at a lot and he thinks hes funny but hes really not. (havier)

Looks like someone pulles a CHARLEY GORDON.

by ottmers January 22, 2005

Charley Brown

You take a shit out the car window while someone is driving so that the car in back of you gets crap all over there car.

Driver: Yo that car in back of me just flicked me off
Passenger: dude u want me to charley Brown him

by Rager10 May 2, 2012

charley much?

someone who is obsessed with themselves or another and feels the need to make a question based on themselves in order to attract attention. Some may call the attention seekers.

person one: whats your name
person two: charley much?


the person seems to be quetioning their own name. Can become confusing

by CharltotheBoes February 22, 2009

rancid charley

girls giving you a blow job, she throws up on your dick, you use it as a lube and stick it in her ass.

"I rancid charlied that girls poop shoot."

"that chick was so drunk last night, that I got away with a rancid charley"

by ambientsoldier October 6, 2007