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Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!
oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!
by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010
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cattle feeder

A large metal round pool which is meant to feed livestock but city kids will swim in it. Durning the winter time they will chop up the frozen water and throw chunks of dirty ice at each other
I saw Robby throw a chunk of ice from the "cattle feeder" at Phils face. It was funniest thing ever
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 17, 2022
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cattle prong

pinching someone HARD on the inside of the arm with you're index finger and thumb.
"Zack left a HUGE bruise when he cattle pronged my arm!"
by ~JV November 27, 2009
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urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.
The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.
by Lettlander July 23, 2011
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cattle spanking

An agrresive way one might masturbate, especially with large Male genatalia.
This Bish was so fine, I found the nearest restroom and engaged in some rigorous Cattle spanking.
by Steaks from Jake's farm November 21, 2020
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Cattle prod

Using freaky deaky yoga techniques to hone the end of your dick on a woman's g spot. Applying pressure then makes her feel like she's being electrocuted from the inside, resulting in the most intense orgasms she's ever had.
It felt like his dick was a cattle prod
by G_F January 17, 2014
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cattle prod

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks
Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.
by CJ_H September 19, 2007
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