Hot Carlson

Similar to a Hot Carl but a Hot Carlson is when you piss on the face and then defecate on it.

Blaine: Dude, I can't believe you fucked Charity.
Nick: If you think that is bad than did you know Greener gave her a Hot Carlson?
Blaine: Dude, did you still kiss her?
Nick: Ya toungue and all. I love that shit.

by Hot Carl Gustav February 7, 2009

caty carlson

the best friend someone couldever have. shes amazing and the most beautiful soul and most attractive person. she will always be there for you to pull you out of a problem even if she pushed you in. lol. she rediculously smart and amazing.

nobody can get like caty carlson

by catys sexy best friend January 11, 2009

Tucker Carlson

A dangerous demagogue masquerading as a journalist.

The guy from Montana who confronted Tucker Carlson is right... he is the worst human being known to mankind.

by Soul_Driver January 19, 2022

Tucker Carlson

A constantly constipated man who always looks as though the burrito disagreed with him.

"Ugh! I'm Tucker Carlson and we need to cut to commercial cuz I have to make... a dooodiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

by Espio Lylat April 29, 2022

Tucker Carlson

A man from Faux News who I desperately want to punch in the face and needs to be punched in the face

Some brainwashed idiots were watching Fox News today and on it stupid ass Tucker Carlson wouldnt let his guest speak before opening his mouth.

by Poopee fingers November 28, 2018

Tucker Carlson

An absolute idiot from that one show on Faux News. He is super rich and was born into wealth and yet still tries to convince his 63+ year old audience that he's "still just one of dem plain folk." He kisses Donald J. Trump's ass and tries to tell everyone that "LIBERAL BAD." He is, however, very smart. Possibly with an IQ in the excess of 56.

The IQ of every Tucker Carlson viewer combined is still not as much as the average liberal's.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020

corisa carlson

One of the most perfect and greatest people on the planet, some sources have said "you get lost in her eyes" this refers to how beautiful she is and has the nicest eyes ever seen

Corisa Carlson is the greatest person you could ever get a chance to meet

by Wtf is Boston May 8, 2017