cunt capture

N., the female equivalent of a dick pic

" I hit her in the dms, and sent her a dick pic. She sent back a cunt capture."

by CuntRapture April 21, 2019

Coochie Capture

The act of putting a fishing hook inside of a girl's vagina and ripping it out during her climax.

She wanted me to do the coochie capture and put my dick in there, but I was like nah.

by asshat305 January 23, 2020

Audience Capture

Can't be captured by an audience you have no interaction with.

Hym "There are more important things than audience capture and social media and I will murder those things if my case is not heard."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.

Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.

by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022

Capture

A person in owass who is a dinning God and always a table head. Most recognized captures in owass are Kwabena Sarpong (Bz 181) and Kpegah Wilmer(Bz 147)

I am the second capture so I will get two pieces of chicken

by Rev. Fr. Stephen Owusu Sekyere April 21, 2022

State capture

After the corrupt relationship the former President of South Africa,Jacob Zuma had with a family generally known as the Gupta brothers,any form of government collusion with anyone to squander State funds is now called State Capture

A State Capture commission was setup to see how much the state lost to the Gupta brothers

by Xovizwe Mgubhela November 12, 2022

SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE

SWAP HE FOR HER and FUCK UP HER NAME not intentionally BUTT his name is ill conceived but it smokes out THE CORRECT DATES.

Oh , know yeah I did see R L GRIMES but that was not her that was HIM from the LA but the thing that is FUNNY as SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE made a splash by "hitting her ATITUDE towards the WORLD right on TARGET and because "SHE HAD A H0LE IN HER MATTRESS that ELON REEVE MUSK needed to keep from the world seeing as the following immediately comes out "Grimes Admits To Hacking, Blackmailing Indie Music Blog Hipster Runoff. People usually don't flippantly recount committing federal cybercrime as “my coolest hacker moment,” but that's what musician Claire Boucher, better known as Grimes, just did.Mar 24, 2022 and thus she is R L GRIMES too because 666 C0DE GRIMES tried fabricating when with ELON TEEVE MUSK they were living like PAUPERS and ANAL ALAN turns out to be an ASS because his ASS PEN happens to be wrong about meeting her but HIM instead , "as you might say , "HE ATE THE EATILY without being there by BEING INSTEAD at TAEILY BUTT happily "WHAT A M0VEMENT!!!!

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022