rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉
wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again
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shit-capture

When a large enough crowd of lower quality people enter a space and start shitting it up until all the talented and / or experienced people leave from the stink, thus creating an unearned monopoly on the space for themselves. Proven a highly successful strategy to take over and destroy what remained of the West's modern intellectual, technological, and social landscapes.
I used to work in the AAA games industry until millennials came of age and shit-captured it. Now it's just midwits and diversity hires producing buggy, soulless, politically-correct shovelware.
by sddenayrb March 22, 2025
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Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK
Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?
by fnard March 30, 2023
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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018
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Ghost Capturer

One of the characters from the youtube series Ghost Capturers. They use state of the art weapons in order to catch and destroy ghost, similar to the Ghost Busters.
Ooby: Oh no! It's a ghost!

Tuba: It's okay, Ghost Capturers will destroy it! They are here to help!
by Dyli June 15, 2010
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The Capturing Factory

The Capturing Factory

A content-creation agency which will satisfy your brand’s hunger for growth and success. Known for lacing the clients with undiversified attention (we know you like it too!)

They add value to the brand and can successfully blow your mind with their content creativity!
After constant search for brand solutions and winning content strategies, I finally found The Capturing Factory! Thank God!
by Ashley 16 November 24, 2021
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Impartial Capturing

Impartial Capturing refers to a political condition in which the ostensible lines of ideological division are not merely blurred or skewed, but disregarded altogether. Most pronounced in the United States, where lobbying groups and political action committees finance candidates and policymakers across the full spectrum, it ensures bipartisan capture and near-total domination of policy. The arbitrary distinctions so often drawn between Republicans and Democrats become little more than stagecraft, designed to perpetuate the illusion of democratic choice while masking the deeper reality of systemic subservience to well-funded interests. Organisations such as AIPAC exemplify this mechanism, distributing influence across both parties to guarantee that their priorities remain unchallenged, irrespective of electoral outcomes. Though its clearest expression is found in America, variants of this phenomenon exist in other nations, where capital similarly transcends ideology to shape consensus, leaving the theatre of politics to obscure a predetermined order imposed by financial power.
In 2024, the U.S. military lobby spent about $151 million, spreading its influence across both parties. Defence contractors and their PACs donated approximately $43.5 million directly to candidates, with Democrats receiving roughly $19 million and Republicans $22.4 million. Lockheed Martin’s PAC split its funds 42% to Democrats and 58% to Republicans, while Raytheon gave 46% to Democrats and 54% to Republicans. This bipartisan distribution ensured industry priorities would be safeguarded regardless of electoral outcomes, a clear example of Impartial Capturing.
by DemocracySold September 3, 2025
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