don't pick up the .50 cal

in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare online, it is bad luck to pick up a barett .50 caliber sniper rifle. the gun must be picked up from the dead body of another player for it to be bad luck. statistics show that once the player has the .50 cal in his/her possesion, they will be kiled within the minute

john:dude i found a .50 cal up here time to pone some poon

joe:don't pick up the .50 cal!

(john gets plugged)

by cape cOd 4 August 5, 2009

Small penis cal

Gay cal

Jimmy is a small penis cal

by Hey cal October 23, 2019

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016

Pulling a Cal

Pulling a Cal is to say you will do something or call someone in 'just a few minutes' but do not show up for the next 3 years.

"Wow she said she would call me last night but she totally was Pulling a Cal and never called."

by BoofSnoott uwu July 16, 2018

calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Calp

To clap with the back of one's hands. Used when people repeatedly fail an otherwise simple task.

Haha, you managed to say that wrong 3 times! You deserve a calp.

by Calper January 16, 2013

Calpurnia

Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.

Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.

by calpurniaa July 26, 2018