cannediversary

N. The yearly anniversary of when you were canned (a.k.a. let go, downsized, considered redundant).
Alternate use: canniversary

I've decided to throw a Cannediversary Party to celebrate the day I was tossed out of that corporate Hellhole. All the ladies will wear pink slips, we'll serve canned foods, downsized items like mini weenies, have a bonfired and end it by letting some firedworks go off.

by PJeigh May 12, 2007

Caine-versation

1. The flurry of words that are fired between two people during a cocaine session, often resulting in broken promises and false proclamations of love.

"I don't think either one of them is listening to the other."

"They're in mid caine-versation.

by Goob McNa$ty April 5, 2010

Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

Canned Strategy

The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.

The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.

She used a canned strategy to increases her odds.

by Pseuso April 17, 2020

login cainesb

1. the recipient has suceeded and deserves to be congratulated
2. the reaction caused by an outstanding outcome or sequence of events

Emanated from the acclaimed final scene of pop-culture machinima "revenge by binary".

"You got me tickets to N-Sync?"
"Am I good or what?"
"Login cainesb!"

by lilster June 11, 2006