The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
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The title of the emperor of the Roman Empire after the fall of the Roman Republic. It was Julius Caesar's adopted nephew, Agustus, that was the first to carry that title. Agustus Caesar was the first true emperor of the Roman Republic.
Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. (Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.)
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.
A phrase the Roman gladiators said before they did battle in the emperor's presence.
by X-45B23 July 14, 2006
Get the Caesar mug.A British guy, usually named Scott (a.k.a Salad), born and raised in UK, but all the legal documents says he's from US. Owns a moped, but always says it's a bike. When ever going somewhere, he carries doll with him, which he takes pictures of and pretends that's him. He's a troll who likes to yeet, however he has declared that the trolling days are over. In other words a pleb.
StoneB: "Hey why's that guy so weird?"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"
VeryCute: "Oh never mind, that's just a typical General Caesar..."
General_Scott_Caesar: "Yeeet"
by ReinisHere March 22, 2019
Get the General Caesar mug.After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.
by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005
Get the hot caesar pleaser mug.Place where broke ass people like you and I go to get a $5 pizza. While it may be good until the 4th slice, your asshole will leak more than the McDonald's bathroom. But, their pizza is $5, and you can't beat that.
Tim: Damn, that was some hella pizza from that Little Ceasars place man.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
John: Yeah, but I have major swampass after eating that shit.
by IchWohne November 21, 2013
Get the little ceasars mug.v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
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