balkan-style

adj:

1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans
2) especially satisfying or fulfilling

adv:
3) with special attention paid to detail
4) brutally, forwardly, directly

1) Replace sour cream with Balkan-style yoghourt
2) This band's new album is Balkan-Style!
3) I'm writing my memoirs Balkan-style.
4) I'll tell you what I think, Mister, I'll tell you Balkan-style.

by benedict April 20, 2005

Balkenende

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.

Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.

by Matthijs B May 17, 2005

Balki

Giving yourself the Perfect Stranger. Either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation.

While the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so I could give myself a Balki later that night.

by G_code April 1, 2010

b-walk

it is a dance trip for the bloods for their revenge to the crips......

puppet dance

by EhL SuPLadO January 6, 2004

balkanshit

Someone who is from the balkans and is a pure douchebag/racist slangs again st balkan people

"Yeah but turkish people are preto much whiter than you gypsy balkanshit will ever be"
~turkish girl in 4chan

by Noietz PK February 12, 2018

balkachose

Balkachose signifies a lordy, godly, holy trinity of perfection type of person. However, to define balkachose is to do a disservice to balkachose as balka is but one and he was chose by balka. A 7 time repetition of 'balkachose' before any activty has been proven to guarantee success at that activity and life in general.

Balka in short.

"God has forsaken me, only Balka can save me now"

"I believe and live by balkachose therefore I am a balkachosen balcolyte"

by Balkachose May 21, 2019

Balkanboo

A person who is from outside the balkan peninsula, typically from the usa and western europe, that is obsessed with balkan stereotypic culture and mentality. Similar to slavaboos

Balkanboo: Hey i am from balkan, i do genocide, drink rakija and listen to "Serbia strong" on youtube
Balkan person:Go to r/2balkan4you

by Too_Real January 3, 2022