Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

buzzard breath

All the sweetness of breath that you'd expect of a creature that eats carrion.

If your idea of a hot meal was pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle, you'd have buzzard breath too.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.

Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.

by Jon64Bailey March 16, 2013

Buzzard

A person who hangs out and smokes all your weed

Hey go get your own weed you dame buzzard

by mymeatflute January 2, 2009

buzzard feathers

bullshit, hoo-wheee

"i turned my boyfriend into a hippo!!!"
"WHat?? thats a bunch of buzzard feathers"

by BLACK HEIFER August 16, 2009

Buzzard

Older homosexual inmates, "usually doing life or a lot of years", who prey upon new younger inmates for gay sexual pleasure. The buzzards hover when new inmates arrive to see if there are any weak among the flock. Once they find a victim a sink their talons in, the inmate will go from being named "Brent to Brenda".

Watch out for those buzzards when you get to the penitentiary.

Those buzzards were lined up on the fence waiting and watching the new arrivals arrive.

by Slapulupa August 26, 2019