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Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend
Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010
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buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.
"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."
by walterc February 8, 2015
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Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.
Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!
by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021
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Phillips Head Buttcrack

With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?

Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?

Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
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Buttsick

Unusually uncomfortable case of diarrhea (loose bowels)
Dude, I'm so buttsick right now. Must've been the burrito...
by Rocksteadycrew2 February 3, 2012
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buttsack

when someone bends over and you see his balls hanging near his ass like a dog
That man just buttsacked me!?
by rOBOT April 22, 2003
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buttfack

Anal intercourse between two heterosexual males, in which the balls of both participants do not come in contact of each other. Seperation of the balls may be as insignificant as a slip of paper to keep the act heterosexual and thus distinguish the buttfack from the buttfuck.

NOTE: the buttfuck between two men is a homosexual act in contrast to the buttfack.
Hugh Heffner and George Bush are free to buttfack as much as they want without losing their heterosexuality.
by George Freud July 30, 2005
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