buttsex

anal sex.

my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

suprise buttsechs

When a person is quickly and unknowingly given buttsechs from someone who sneaks up behind them.

carleana "omg i just felt something in my butt"
rachel "zomg what was eet?!"
Jamesaxlmooney "SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!!!!"

by zomg effing brilliant July 26, 2006

Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Buttsex in Chinatown

Also "buttsecks in Chinatown"; used to describe an undesirable, uncomfortable, awkward, and/or unpleasant situation or experience. The situation might also be somewhat random or strange and come out from nowhere.

ex. When my friend girl asked which vibrator I liked better, it was like buttsex in Chinatown.

by Chinaman0069 August 1, 2008

chip buttie

A sand which comprised of chips between two slices of bread. Usually purchased from a fish and chip shop. Served with a variety of sauses (tomato, brown, mayonnasie etc)

Yeah mate i will have a can of coke and a chip buttie please. Oh and put some brown sauce on it.

by I J Moore October 30, 2007

Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3

girl:asl?
you:y halo thar, buttsecks?

by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004