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buttgrind

a sensual maneuver which required the male participant to stand behind the female (or male LOL) subject, maintaining constant contact between the the pelvis and the buttocks; subject one will then initiate a series of short, violent pelvic thrusts against subject two's buttocks creating an unusual sensation for the recipient ROFL; or option 2, slow gentle thursts to prolong and enhance the sensuality
PFrey was invited to a Richard Simmons aerobics class; little did he know that Richard Simmons planned to BUTTGRIND him. ROFL
by MIKAH CHAN October 7, 2005
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buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.
I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.
by JJ Jason February 9, 2008
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buttrent

As a guy, sleeping with your male landlord in lieu of money.
1. John was four weeks overdue for his rent and had no hope of finding a job, so he had to pay buttrent again.

2. Alex was mystified by the sign on his new apartment block that stated "no cards buttrent will do".
by Antimony, Duchess of Norwich November 11, 2012
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Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.
Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.
by canuck1991 August 29, 2016
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ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering
Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.
by SteBathboy December 8, 2019
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Buttmint

Buttmint--like a breathmint, but for your boyfriend's or husband's butt. Used when double dating occurs and friendly competition (wii bowling, archery, etc) and beer drinking games and wagers are combined together to create an unholy stinkiness that burns your nostrils and singes your nose hairs and makes the girlfriends or wives wonder if they are going to have to wash brown streaks out of their "better" half's undies. Buttmints are needed when you must create a "fart-room" that "better" halfs must go to, to release said unholy stinkiness. Buttmints are needed when a boyfriend/husband thinks they have shat themselves (yes, shat--past tense of shit) when they have only just farted. Hopefully they will be coming to a store near you. Patent pending. : )
"Oh my God. I'm going to throw up because you stink. We have guests. Go to the bathroom. You need a buttmint."
by Gas masked girlfriend/wife January 26, 2012
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Buttering

The act of cumming on a girl and then spreading with your penis like you're buttering bread.
Mate, I well pulled this girl and i did some buttering on her chest.
by nelsonLANTERN January 9, 2011
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