college basketball capital of the world

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

crap baskets

Used in the place of 'crap', 'shit' or 'fuck'. The phrase 'Crap Baskets' means a wicker basket full of human/animal waste

"Oh crap baskets

by TC McClain December 2, 2014

kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

by Cravally October 23, 2019

basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants

Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.

by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013

cow basket

A stupid girl named Grace

Stop it Cow Basket!

by DankMemesAreCool May 1, 2017

bucket o' balls

When something simply sucks ass.

That test was a real bucket o' balls.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

by Maestro41 October 16, 2011