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Bulgogi Kiss

When your penis shrivels up after unprotected sex with an Asian Hooker and just dangles there.
Chad: Bro! I hooked up with that girl from Seoul at the club and she gave me a Bulgogi Kiss!

TimDog: Damn son you shoulda wrapped your willy!
by 4rm_Busan_2_Seoul August 17, 2019
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Bullog

A blog with entrepreneurial and business related material published by HeadBull.
I read some interesting information in the Bullog.
by MaryM December 17, 2005
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Bulgogi

Urban Dictionary Submission:

BULGOGI - n. “Bull GOG -e” a set of combined,

whacked out, political narratives skewed so far

left that they can actually marinate meat.

(produces common descriptive utterance heard in

global living rooms ... watching talk TV attempt

to string such narratives together.)

i.e. “That’s a BUNCH of BULGOGI !”

Also wildly popular method in Asian cookery to prepare

thin sliced beef, and pork for grilling, BBQ, and social
dining.
That’s a bunch of BULGOGI
by Born to break September 24, 2020
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Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
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Balrog

When you tuck your dick into your buddy's sock.
Jim: James Somf why are you limping?
James: The Balrog
by gbomc October 10, 2022
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Balrog

A racially disparaging epithet towards black people attributed to Twitch streamer Dalaun Sparrow, aka "LowTierGod".

Usually is targeted towards black people who focus on material wealth, act aggressively with violence or theft, or are sexually promiscuous.
"These balrogs always be trying to steal designer clothing."
by TheTrueEngineer January 5, 2024
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Balrog

A person (usually of black descent) that has a rowdy, destructive attitude and that doesn't mind being an example of the stereotypes of a black person. It was a term that was coined by lowtiergod that was originally used as the name of a character in Capcom's Streetfighter game. Sometimes this word can be abbreviated as rog
I am tired of these stupid ass balrogs stealing things from the store, all they do is create a bad image for black people.
by lowtiersexual January 28, 2024
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