by J.Cain June 4, 2007
by Polski Broski December 13, 2007
by t112 May 12, 2010
"did you know Jonathan stuffs his shoes to make himself taller?"
"no fucking way thats so funny"
"yeah he has a specific toilet paper he uses so it absorbs his foot sweat"
"hahhaha no way I'm dying"
"lol broski"
"fuck you"
"no fucking way thats so funny"
"yeah he has a specific toilet paper he uses so it absorbs his foot sweat"
"hahhaha no way I'm dying"
"lol broski"
"fuck you"
by htrizzle June 6, 2014
The lengthened form of the word "bro," which is the shortened form of the word brother. The word broski refers to a good friend and is only to be used in conjunction with the word brewski.
by Meister of the Jager February 26, 2005
by Top broski June 24, 2010
Men who run in 'packs' with other broskies, especially at work & 'out on the town'.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
A broskie fabricates exploits with women in order to fit in, ironically unaware that, in reality, his fellows are equally unsuccessful with women.
Broskie packs often employ a 'bro-hoe', typically the Alpha broskie's girlfriend, through which the others can vicariously experience relationships.
Broskies tend to overdress and cultivate immaculate 'GAP model' beards or, failing that, make prodigious use of hair product in order to get that devil-may-care yuppie look.
As their main drive is gaining acceptance, they constantly seek to impress the Alpha . Being sexually insecure, broskies will always avoid questions regarding their homoerotic clique structure.
"Whoah, it must be 'Salmon-color Shirt Day' for the Broskies"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
"Uh oh, looks like the Alpha Broskie forgot to take his No-Xplod this morning!"
"Looks like the broskies brought their bro-hoe along for lunch / the bar / the club"
by WizardPickle September 29, 2009