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The single greatest forum poster of all time. Also known as The Voice of Reason and Captain Cynicism, his logic is bulletproof and infallible.
Wow, you just pulled a Kazimierz with that post.
Kazimierz by Kazimierz April 11, 2005
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veronica kazimierczak 

The most beautiful, gorgeous, stupendous, spontaneous, sexiest, hottest, and prettiest of all. veronica is the walking guardian angel living upon us she is a princess, a queen and veronica is also the walking definition of PERFECT!
“Wow jessica some times i wish i was Veronica Kazimierczak she has everything i’ve ever could’ve possibly dreamt of having woww !”

Big Daddy Kazimir 

a dick of less than 3" and a pencil-like girth
damn shanana, he be stickin his big daddy kazimir all up in me and i aint be feelin that ish
Big Daddy Kazimir by Jeff de Zutter February 21, 2005
Bringer of Chaos/Destroyer of Peace is the literal definition and what he is. A sociopath who while acts like he cares dose not.
"I declare world war 3," "You can't do that your only one person" "Good point," Stands next to other person "WE here by declare world war 3, I will let the new king tell you why" As Kazimir steps back and points to his friend for the Camera Crew.
Kazimir by Jakeupjake August 18, 2010

Kazimiera 

Kazimiera goes by kaz or miera or other nick names, She is an amazing girl with a great personality.
She loves food just as much as the next person. Actually no, she loves food way more than the next person. She's a great friend and when you earn her trust, she'll have your back through thick and thin. There is nothing that she won't do to protect the people she's close to, so don't get on her bad side. She also has a dark side, and a really dark side at that, it's to the point where you're scared to ask how she knows the stuff she does sometimes, but if anything it just confirms the fact that you should not hurt her or the people she loves.
"Dude, that girl is sorta freaky, should we be concerned for our safety?"
"Nah, that's just Kazimiera. I find it best not to question her insanity.

Kazimieras 

Zuikinės king, who rules the world with Šmitas. Aldona was in the group but she quit and turned on them. now Kazimieras and Šmitas are ruling Zuikinė by themselfes, but it didin't stop them from having partys and drinking a shitload of cento beer. They get all the girls the want.
Today im gonna drink with Kazimieras and Šmitas
A general name given to someone who plays online (multiplayer) games unsuccessfully. This person never seems to be able to understand the main goals within a game, due to their foolishness. For example this person will shoot people on a skydiving game, skydive on Minecraft and build piles of care packages on call of duty.
Example 1:
Player 1: "Hey, come look at the house I built"
Player 2: "We're playing COD you Kazimirt"

Example 2:
Player 1: "Hey anyone wanna go skydiving"
Player 2: "This is Minecraft, you'll die of fall damage"
Player 3: "Just let him, he's a Kazimirt"
Kazimir by slawitb0y April 18, 2013
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