Broseph Kony 

Joseph Kony's super chill alter ego. Joseph Kony wasn't getting the attention he needed so he decided to get his swag on and smoke mad kush.

"Watch out bro, it's Joseph Kony, he'll enslave us as laborers."

" Nah dude thats Broseph Kony, we smoked a bowl or two the other day."

Broseph Kony by furrystrawberry January 14, 2015

broseph fritzel 

A friend who wants you all for themselves. One who gets all weird if you bring anyone else to the pub. A friend who will lock you in a basement for 10 years (and possibly try to bang you)

Took my new girlfriend to the pub last night, Steve got all broseph fritzel and talked about predator all night to lock her out.

broseph fritzel by Jonny Forster March 25, 2021

St. Broseph 

The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.

Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."

St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009

Curtis Broseph 

Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).

Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.

Curtis Broseph by JamesWolfe October 30, 2010

Charlie Broseph 

adjective (used with person)

A straight male who is a self-proclaimed example of big dick energy - he likely has a wife but only uses her as a platform to prosthelytize about his sexual prowess. Nothing is private with a Charlie Broseph.

Common brags include telling you that other men's girlfriends send him nudes regularly.

He spends his days calling other men “beta”, issuing the “down below” challenge, and posting social media statuses and memes that masquerade as feminist advice but in actuality are extremely sexist.

He is usually surrounded by legions of female fans on Facebook but it is likely these are fake accounts created by none other than Charlie Broseph himself.

1-

Woman 1: It was really weird, I changed my profile picture to this sexy photo I took the other night and this guy just popped up on my friend requests messaging me saying I'm a "gorgus queen" and to let him know if I ever need a shoulder to cry on

Woman 2: If his name wasn't Charlie Broseph it sure should be!

2 -

Man 1: I told this guy on Facebook that the memes he posted about women liking it rough were actually pretty disgusting and he messaged me saying my girlfriend sent him nudes the other day

Man 2: Looks like you've got yourself a Charlie Broseph!

Charlie Broseph by VeetMagician January 4, 2019

chillax broseph 

a chill phrase to use to tell someone to calm down a little

Jon: cleanin up this shit man
Micheal: yo, chillax broseph it aint that bad

chillax broseph by Keith Philoste August 10, 2007

yoseph broseph 

An expression of greeting to a male "bro."

Guy 1: Why hello there, Chester!

Guy 2: Yoseph broseph! What's crackin nukka?

yoseph broseph by Basswolf December 18, 2007