Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.

Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.

by Goti B May 11, 2015

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

Break-Up Blog

N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.

Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!

by ej.speaks February 21, 2010

Break-up make-up

A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.

Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...

Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!

Dave: Only had to look at her face man...

Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...

by JamesTeddySmith June 22, 2012

Break up sex

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards

Hey Jen how was the break up sex?

by Wolfwood August 27, 2005

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"

You need to listen to the song first
"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"

by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019

break up season

Break up season is around late September through early/mid October. It's obvioisly when most couples break up (hints the name).

My boyfriend and I aren't on good terms, plus it's break-up season.

Many couple end during break up season.

by He's SO ANNOYING October 1, 2017