windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

beat the brakes off the pussy

To give a vigorous fucking to a member of the female species. In WuTang’s “Monument” feat. Busta Rhymes, Busta raps, “fuck a nigga broad till she tired and real calm” beating the brakes off the pussy is just that.

I can’t wait to go fuck That girl, I’m gonna beat the brakes off the pussy.

by blkzilla79 February 2, 2018

pumping the brakes

A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.

Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."

by drenath December 20, 2018

Slamming on the brakes

When you have to fart and you have to clench your buttcheeks so you dont let loose, kinda like you slam on the brakes

The one slamming on the brakes?

by Bengay19 November 22, 2011

Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

by 69aroe June 17, 2020

Beat Brakes and rolled out

Means to have sex with someone like a one night stand and leave afterwards

So i Beat Brakes and rolled out on some guy last night!

by CandyCane September 14, 2012

no brakes

Shart, that seemed like a trust worthy fart.

Dude, i was at work, tried to fart, and no brakes.

by Leo253 June 5, 2016