brainable

Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.

Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.

See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.

by Harvey is My Homeboy November 19, 2010

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barnicled

to become severely intoxicated by means of alcohol

"Dude, let's get barnicled! Pass the JAMO!"

by TripIII September 13, 2011

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brainless pretty boy

Someone who kisses himself in the mirror

He wishes everyone was as pretty as him, so he kisses the mirror to feel special and loved. That dude is a brainless pretty boy

by Nonamebobbette April 1, 2015

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brainless fuck

A person who is beyond stupid.

Nice job you brainless fuck!!!

by 8bitcrap June 10, 2018

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branice

A total darling. Branice is a mysterious lady who manages to charm you effortlessly by expressing who she is and what she loves to do unapologetically but still is able to be submissive. She strikes that delicate balance between tenacity and tame-ability, between beauty and sobriety of character, of fun-loving outgoing and being reserved all without trying.
She's absolutely loyal and committed. She will subdue you and you'll love it. She is to be married, meddle with her at the risk of your irredeemable loss!

Dude 1: Hey man, are you and Branice no longer an item?
Dude 2: What's with this outrageous nonsense?
Dude 3: Easy now..I saw you with a red head last night is why...
Dude 4: You know how these things are. Red heads ain't loyal but Branice,that's where the heart belongs nigga!

by milure October 20, 2018

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