boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

Dog Bowling

A term coined at Crockett disc golf field in Franklin, TN describing the nature of discs that land upside down appearing to look like a dog bowl.

Andrei: Man, I’ve been dog bowling all day. Am I holding the disc wrong?
Elliott: It’s just the trees that keep flipping it over.

by TheAndreiMusic April 10, 2019

boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

Bowling Ball Grip

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip

"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg

by phil23 April 13, 2006

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

bowfing

Bowfing is a Scottish slang word for disgusting, repugnant. The g is silent and the bow is pronounced like the front of a ship.

I'm no goin to that chippy. The fish is bowfing

by ped fae the 80s June 12, 2016

bowline

A bowline is a super scrub. A wild bowline can only be fead by trents. Sometimes, a domesticated bowline will revert to his animal instincts and attack and steal an innocent baby Trent... often times causing his teammates to retreat to home base, take another Trent... or DIE💀💀💀 A bowline is also a wanna be Gwen 😜 And JK carry me to PA

Bowline forgot to lockin

by Therealestoftherealogs January 19, 2017