Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Bowtell

A faker, an over-exaggerater, someone who lies about drinking, smoking, taking drugs, or who overacts the effects of them.

Bowtell: Woah IM SO DRUNK!!!1!
1: He's had one childs shandy
2: He's such a bowtell.

by conorschild July 25, 2008

emily bosely

A dumb fucking slutty bitch who thinks she’s better than everyone and a 2 faced cow eating bitch! She fucks every guy at school and sends nudes to everyone including girls! Everyone knows what her small white ass butt looks like and to top it off! She’s got pepperoni nippes!

Emily Bosely is a dumb horebag

by Hahahahahahaha696969 September 29, 2017

Boswell

1. the act of fighting like a total bitch
2.the act of starting a fight with a sucker punch to the shoulder
3. TEARS OF RAGE!!!!!

boswell are you crying, "No, They're TEARS OF RAGE!!"

by yo mamas a ho January 24, 2009

bostelman

A Bostelman is a fetish where participants urinate or defecate into a large litterbox filled with sprinkles, jimmies, Dippin' Dots or M&Ms to be eaten later.

The participants may or not be dressed in ill-fitting suits.

Escort Agency:"you'll need to stop by a drug store before meeting the client. Pick up a few bags of M&Ms"

Escort:"I'm not doing a bostelman again, am I?

Escort Agency:"Don't worry, there's an extra hundo in it for you."

Escort:"This is the last time I'm visiting Nebraska"

by florkus March 28, 2022

bootelacks

another way of saying bollocks just people won't notice what your saying

what a load of bootelacks

by disasteer123 March 30, 2008

bosten red sox

When a women shoves a white sock up her vagina during her menstral cycle to stop her bleeding.

I was out of tampons so I bosten red soxsed it till I got home.

by s1m October 24, 2013