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Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.
Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.
by Marfdin April 20, 2010
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Bollieism

Belief In a Society Where Smoking Weed Is Life. Just Being a Savage and Not Giving a Fuck How People Feel About It. But While Doing All That Shitt, Still Maintaining to Stay Productive.
History Teacher: "How Many of You Believe in Fascism? How Many of You Believe in Communism?"

Student: "I'm not with any of that, I Believe in Bollieism."
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Booktivism

Booktivism (n) is the act of posting meme after meme on Facebook with the intent to promote awareness of a preferred political ideology or the wrongs of society in general, all the while sitting in your underwear in front of your computer. Antonyms: Activism, Going Outside.
Ex. 1: From the tome of Booktivism: "Hey, I posted 12 cleverly captioned images detailing how the current leaders are all coming for our things. You should be motivated to do something about it in a way that I will neither suggest or promote."

Ex. 2: Person: "Did you see all those things I posted about the failings of that guy's political initiatives?"

Person 2: "Did you go to your city council meetings or lobby your representatives to do something about it?"

Person: "No, but I-"

Person 2: "Did you rally people to join together in support of a better alternative or conduct a writing campaign to inform your community?"

Person: "No, but I-"

Person 2: "Have you even gone outside in the last week or walked around your neighborhood to meet new people?"

Person: "I scored the longest word on Words with Friends."

Person 2: "You're such a booktivist. Get a life."
by kataklyzmik June 19, 2013
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Booticimo

Check out the booticimo on that guy. Nice.
by AQuietMess July 19, 2017
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bootiets

look at the bootiets

hey bootiets
by zynniee October 16, 2022
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Bootyism

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.
I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.
by jackedak May 11, 2023
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boogieism

1. A form of Communism intended to help African Americans over others.
2. When an African American votes for a canidate based solely on the fact that he is an African American.
If Barack Obama gets elected, we will move from a Democracy to full blown boogieism.
by Derrell Jackson March 13, 2009
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