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book smash

The act of hitting someones books with your hands. If done properly the book smash can inflict embarrassment and humiliation. The desired result is to cause the victim to drop his/her books and folders. Extra points are earned if folders rip or papers fall out. If this does occur be sure to kick the debris as far away from the victim as possible.

Extra points for style are also used. Different techniques are always encouraged (upsmash, close palmed) but the mother of all smashes it the double hand a-bomb (when both hands, open palmed, smash at once) this technique is hard to pull off but never fails to deliver the ultimate devastation.use with caution.
"Holy shit! Did you just see that book smash? Dan's books flew 50 feet!"
by Uber Zurk November 23, 2004
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book smart

To excel with academia, and SUCK with real life.
A book smart professor was hit by a bus. Brilliant on paper, dull in life.
by cannedgoods October 19, 2005
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Book sex

I was about to get my book sex on, when I realized the bitch had 3 year cheddar!
by Blackmailman February 15, 2010
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Book smart

Someone who is, at the very least, intelligent enough to not live on the street.
People with street smarts hate people with book smarts because they are envious of their superior intellect.
by Sesquipedaliman June 4, 2013
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book sauce

Information derived from books.
"You don't know? Well lemme hit you with some book sauce..."
by Skitch360 May 1, 2008
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freaking book stand

A person whose purpose is to have books placed on top of. They are usually found in study groups. Also, in larger groups, they usually group together in pairs, sometimes using each other as their own freaking book stands.
Hey, dude! Did you see that freaking book stand over there!?
by The Whitehat October 13, 2004
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freaking book stand

A person, usually in the U.S. or Europe, who's purpose is to hold freaking books.
You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!
by Special Steve October 15, 2004
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