Birthday Boobies

The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.

This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.

Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.

Well, I did get these from your sister...

Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!

Birthday Boobies!

Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.

by wijim November 12, 2011

softa boobie

1. large breasts
2. A characteristic of a woman's chest that men thoroughly enjoy

Person 1: Is that girl? She has very softa boobie
Person 2: Very softa!

by Demonte Jones April 25, 2010

boobie dew

The light film of sweat that forms on a woman's neck and exposed cleavage when she becomes exerted, or on hot summer nights. It generally has the effect of making her skin glow and her clothes cling to her body and the smell of her perfume more intense.

"Selena and I had been dancing for hours, and her hair was a mess, her eyeliner was running, and her chest was slick with boobie dew. She looked AWESOME."

by Arcane Rose September 10, 2007

boobiased

adjective describing an otherwise irreprehensible individual that, when asked to express a professional opinion over the work of a given person, is temporarily deprived of his judgement by the D cup sported by said person.

P. had to be totally boobiased to compare that girl's presentation to "a mixture between the Mona Lisa and Feynman's lectures"

by Anonymous667 March 10, 2009

Boobie Bag

It is a fabricated device that holds your bags of funness.

AKA: a Bra

Katy went to Victoria Secret with her white chicks to purchase a whole bunch of boobie bags.

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

boobie swag

having intensely large breastisis.

wow your mom has boobie swag!

WOW! your dad has boobie swag!

by ilovetities November 19, 2010

Boobina

A term coined in North England for a promiscuous young woman who on a night out has a taste for older men - the Boobina usually captures her prey by stealing their cigs and giggling obtusely.

Man 1: That girl over there is proper flirting with me

Man 2: be careful she's a Boobina and only wants your cigs

by Brian The Pirate March 19, 2022