bonzo

Nickname for the drummer of Led Zeppelin, John Bonham.

John Bonham was one of the best rock drummers of all time.

by angryyoungman July 13, 2003

bonzing

Skateboarding down large hills with style and grace.

I was bonzing down this hill, in and out of traffic, just made the traffic light and had great ride.

by Austin Graziano August 28, 2007

Bonzer

when something is pure quality man

ow Bonzer ive won 1oo quid!!!!!

by gregg April 16, 2005

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

bonzo

God's mortal alter ego, when he sets behind a Ludwig drum set. Lightning fast feet and thunderess beats, combined with an unworldly sense of timing.

Tony Iommi's best man.

AKA John Henry Bonham

Neil Peart wishes he could lick the ball sweat off Bonzo's stool

by sikedude January 4, 2012

bonzo job

A job that is so easy, a chimpanzee could do it.

Man, I 'm tired of trying to achieve, all I want now is a Bonzo job!

by Tony SSSSSS January 7, 2006

Bonzer

Simply means brilliant.

"Wow. That's Bonzer!"

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004