boneified

The physical readiness of the male to take on a willing female.

I don't need to take Blue Pill to get boneified for my lady!

by Phil from GR January 31, 2008

bonerfold

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

by Scarface89 August 31, 2012

Bonercide

The natural hormone a released into a man's Penis causing his erection to become flaccid upon glimpsing an ugly female.

Man, Amanda and Shannon are such fucking ugly moles that they destroyed the wood I was sporting with their Bonercide.

Those bitches with their Bebop and Rocksteady Bonercide faces killed my hard on that I was just about to tune up.

by The Macarthur Cockburn May 29, 2013

bonerfest '09

A party in which the attendees sit around with large boners, drinking Vanilla Cokes.

Man1: "I can't wait for bonerfest '09"
Man2:"Yeah me neither. It's going to be hard to top bonerfest '08"

by BonerLips April 15, 2009

Bonered

past tense; the act of having a boner.

"Dude! I am so bonered right now from watching that video!"

"You can't go to the beach without getting bonered can you?"

by onlyonepost August 24, 2011

bonerfood

a really hot girl (guy), who is likely to give a man an erection

"dude, that angelina jolie is primo bonerfood"

by Yamsmoker May 23, 2008

Bonerized-American

A person that tends to have aroused-sensations over a non-sexual occurence. 2. A girl that claims to have a boner, is officially a bonerized-american. 3.A bonerized-american does not have to technically be an american.

Angie yelled out "I have a boner!" and Yami replied "ha, you're officially a bonerized-american!"

by Angebel September 28, 2008