Bokamoso

Bokamoso meaning future handsome,kind,loving and respectful

My Bokamoso (future ) looks bright😁

by anonymous November 23, 2021

bookmobile vs. boobmobile

We know which one would win as far as da number of folks gathered around it. :P

Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Boomology

The description and explanation of explosions in a non-scientific manner; using humour, quips, jest, wit, sarcasm, irony, drama, histrionics and enthusiasm.

The head of Boomology, M. Ockers, explains what happened in Crimea this morning regarding 'cotton' shaped cloud formations.

by FellaShaggy May 24, 2023

Boomologist

one who takes great pride and care in the practice of Boomology, a person who follows the booms closely, with intent on reporting back to Mriya Report listeners in a reasonable period of time, bringing great joy and laughter

M.Ockers is a boomologist on Mriya Report, and head of Boomology.

by FellaShaggy May 24, 2023