Bisted

The effect of consuming alcohol until one becomes "buzzed;" which is then combined with marijuana or tobacco.

This acts as a lighter but smoother layer of twisted, often for those who perfer to relax, adventure, and walk around neighborhoods all night long.

Make love.

Mike: Yo, we got pretty damn bisted last night.
Anthony: Hell yeah we did, but the walk was amazing, relaxing, stupendous, fantastic, and all that goodd.
Mike: Word.

by Jeffery Hawkings July 19, 2009

boisty

abbreviation for boisterous meaning bouncy, excited, disorderly, loud, or rambunctious. usually used to make others angry when they don't understand what you are saying.

skye and andra were so boisty at that party.

by sandrawithoutthes. January 4, 2008

Blurban Blister

An individual of both color and urban/hipster heritage. First generation blurban blisters are a common occurrence as the culture years to break free from the ghetto chains that have long tied it down.

Don't worry, he's just a blurban blister. Check out his bitchin Doc Martens!

by T. Sling November 27, 2010

A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century

Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!

by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018

Gravy Blister

Gravy Blister. Someone that only does the easy jobs at work, and are like a blister... only shows up after work is done.

"Austin is a gravy blister, where is he at we are almost done!"

by SupermarineLR September 10, 2011

boastwriter

An agent hired to sing one's praises to potential clients or employers.

#1: "This woman describes herself as a brilliant, innovative photojournalist in her job application. Can you imagine anyone being that full of herself?"

#2: "Of course not, really foolish of her: She should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do."

by mynah1 February 20, 2010

bistitchual

The ability to create stitches in two crafts, e.g. knitting and crocheting.

Alena is bistitchual; she can both crochet and knit.
Penelope is not bistitchual; she can only knit.

by Buters March 18, 2011