Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

Boebert

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023