Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.
Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.
Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.
by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023
