blummed

The act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the NFL or bedroom

I just blummed on that players face

OR

I just blummed on Jeff's face

by blummer2900 February 18, 2014

Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019

Taylor Blum

Taylor Blum is a very hot and smart person who is loyal and is an amazing wife to Aiden Lollis

Damn Taylor Blum is hot

by TickleDaPickle69 April 21, 2024

Blummed

The act of taking a bitch out multiple times and continuing to get none.

I took this broad out for a third date and got blummed. Ended up in my bed alone with a chicken sandwich.

by Caesar the champ November 19, 2015

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.

by @rk October 22, 2020

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

Blum

A person who clueless and does not know how to talk.

*walks up to person
“BLUM!”

by Fancyfrog117 July 13, 2019