saudi bluetooth

When a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.

Guy 1: Did you see that durka's saudi bluetooth? She was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can multitask while talking to Abdul Hakeem.

Guy 2: What a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.

by seattle laxbro July 9, 2011

bluethpick

the blue liberty shirt that josh lyle wears 2/7 days of the week

Josh is wearing the bluethpick again, must be really hoping taylor sees him.

by jarredlyle September 17, 2022

bluetoothaphobia

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly

My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

by Gonorthforkyourself September 8, 2015

Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Bluetooth Blem

To light a cigarette using another lit cigarette. (Blem refers to a cigarette) & (bluetooth is a metaphor referring to the instant connection of the two blems)

Ferno: Ay Kanye, You know what time it is
Kanye: Yes I do, but your lighter is shit
Ferno: Ah it's calm we'll just Bluetooth Blem it.

by Kstackz August 27, 2020

gob bluth

Michael Bluth's brother from the 2007 TV series, Arrested Developement. Juggling being a part time hated magician, part time president/Vice President of his family's company, and full time Lady's Man, Gob has a lot to handle in his life.

Yo dude, I was watching Gob Bluth ride on his Segway on the show, and that man is a riot!

by Joey Cracker October 31, 2013

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022