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Blowjob

"smokin' the bone"..."giving head"..."cocksucking"..."doin' the nasty"..."oral sex"...the act of performing fellatio on a penis until said penis ejaculates.

Generally a pleasurable experience for the person being blown...depending on the person doing the blowing, not so much.
My old girlfriend Valerie had a tiny mouth, but enjoyed giving me a blowjob on Friday nights, when I came home from college.

I would show my appreciation by saving up 3 days worth of jizz, and dumping it down her throat while I forced her head down deeper, causing her to gag and spit.

She seemed to enjoy this and even suggested we shoot some video of the event...
by blogician November 1, 2003
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The act of a woman taking a guy's penis and pleasuring it with her mouth until he ejaculates.
Tommy: This white girl gave me the best blowjob at the park yesterday.
by Lloyd Banks August 16, 2003
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She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager
by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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Getting your man hood sucked by someone using their mouth. This is to give the person oral pleasure
Guy: Hey girl could you give me a blowjob?
Girl: No, l dont want that in my mouth
by Seb13hus August 18, 2018
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To give a blowjob is to suck someone's dick. Good way to get herpes and get labeled "dirty" or "slutty" so not recommended unless you want to go into prostitution, Or you want to try out something new to please your partner (make sure the situation in sanitary for the love of goodness)
"I can't believe Victor gave the math teacher a blowjob to pass the mid term. Gross.
"Mr.Nouvelot is gay !?
" Anyone whith eyes can tell dude. The guy uses sparkly pens I mean come on."
by Aussiewhocanfight March 6, 2018
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Yo Lil Wayne was workin' a blowjob over the phone!
by Weeeeezyyyy August 16, 2007
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A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.

Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.

Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).

No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).

When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Candy rewarded her boyfriend by performing a blowjob for him
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
by Pornlover February 19, 2014
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