Blouching

The act of a man urinating while pulling his foreskin over the tip of his penis, pinching down and creating a piss filled balloon

I’ve been blouching too much and now my foreskin has stretched enough to be used as a sleeping bag

by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022

Bleutch

In order to Bleutch, one must find a rabies infested animal, shoot it with a BB gun, and proceed to fillet it. Everything besides the fillet will be fed to a wild hog. The hog is then to be shot and gutted, saving the pig stomach and deep frying it. The fried pig stomach is then to be blended and placed in a small jar. This is to be done on a large scale. You then must assemble a team and take all of the jars and replace the local supply of Gerber's baby formula with them.

Me and the boys decided to Bleutch the local Safeway last week.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Blutch

It’s just a combo of the words “Blush” and “Butch” that’s meant to be used by butch lesbians any moment they’re feeling a lil fem.

“Waitttt, I never wear skirts! I feel blutch as fuck.”

by zebraankles101 March 26, 2026

blootched

A word meaning nothing but muttered by students in class when they do not know the answer to a question asked by the teacher. Not understanding what the student said but having got an answer, the teacher might change the subject and turn to another student to get an answer.

The teacher turned round and asked the dark-haired boy sat in the first row :
What is the past participle then ?
"Blootched", he said.

The teacher opened her eyes wide, then frowned, then asked someone else in the hope of getting a more sensible response.

by Miss C17 October 19, 2025

South Blotch

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

yatch blotch

The ring of cocaine visible around your nostril.

You're trying to act normal, but I can see from your yatch blotch that you are quite turnt.

by Alvaracorr June 17, 2016

Piss Blotch

The dried urine stains usually found on a toilet seat bathroom wall.

Someone missed so bad there was piss blotch all over the seat. Those bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in ages, there’s probably piss blotch all over the floor.

by Penile Fortuity September 18, 2019