Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018

blooster

Plastic bottle transformed into bong type device

We got no swishers.Lets hit it through the blooster

by zazavod January 9, 2020

Bloodstream Blocker

A tampon used when a woman is on her period

Hailey: hey natalie, do you have a bloodstream blocker i can use?
Natalie: yeah! in the box on my desk

by theatticgirls February 17, 2020

Bloops

When the state of a woman, or man's breasts hang low and are sagging.

"Grandma's got her bloops out again"

"I thought she was hot, but then she turned around and I was stunned by her bloops"

"Samm has severe back pain due to her bloops"

by Sierra Delta October 15, 2020

Bloodsterbate

When your hands are so dry, but your meat stick is screaming for a mayo shower. You power through the skin peeling until your own fiddle stick produces red kool-aid and lubes you to victory.

I couldn't get Jennifer Lopez's attention, so I made my cracked dry hand into a mouth, and bloodsterbated until I needed a transfusion.

by Drek92 November 11, 2021

Blooptimistic

a person who is always going on about how godly, and amazing some people can be but, tend to be a bit of an airhead constantly losing brain cells and having typos in their sentences.

Miss pain is such a blooptimistic sometimes, so sweet but like how do you misspell “what” lol

by skye.ck August 27, 2021

Bloops

A tiny itty bitty poopy that a baby makes after sitting on the toilet for 35min on TikTok.

"There's no way you only did tiny bloops after eating taco bell"

by Eidiamw d June 1, 2022