bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007

Bieber Bloomer

Somebody who hasn't hit puberity that are in there middle or late teens. See Late Bloomer.

JB FAN: Isn't he cute?
Gal with common sense: Um, looks like a Bieber Bloomer.

by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bloomsexual

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

BloodAeneas

A fictional character created by a best friend, mainly used to maim or decimate a friend or foe in an argument that takes place in a virtual environment.

:BloodAeneas:: I swear, I swear Ethan if you don shutchyo dumb mouth Ima bust a cap in yo ass right now don't even trip homeboy

by Monikerrr September 4, 2022

Mikeulous Bloombergus

A name for a terrible politician, especially one who spends too much money in advertisements

Wow, Trump is a Mikeulous Bloombergus!

by RyanOfRed March 10, 2020