blinker fluid

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

by Merkle July 22, 2008

blinker fluid

Often heard on the CB between Truckers. If a driver has passed them and left a turn signal on, they will call up and tell them they are running out of "Blinker Fluid"

Hey that Bull Hauler that just passed the FreightShaker in the hammer, your gonna run outta Blinker Fluid.

by Wee Ph1l April 16, 2006

Oklahoma blinker

When a driver rides the line of the lane they want to enter for a few seconds before moving into that lane, regardless if someone is in the way.

That guy just used an Oklahoma blinker and ran that van off the road!

by queenofthewastes March 17, 2015

slow blinker

A person who is not intelligent

Hiberto is a slow blinker.

by Ralphie Parker May 29, 2015

Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010

tweaker blinker

The turn signal light on a car that blinks faster than the average turn signal.

my left turn signal is about to die. right now it's a tweaker blinker.

by crackyofmurphy March 3, 2010

Blinker Sync

When the tic-tic of your blinkers' stays perfectly in syncs with the backlights of the car in front of you. Rarely seen.

Dude, I'm totally having a Blinker Sync!

by qwertyfelix September 5, 2009