Blinker City

when you get high by hitting blinkers off a dabpen

“sorry dude i was in blinker city last night”

by ratbat October 18, 2022

Blinker fluid

A specialized transparent liquid used to lubricate the moving parts of a turn signal. Despite what other answers might tell you, it is absolutely not a joke.

"Man, these are the worst flashers I've ever seen. When was the last time you changed your blinker fluid? Oh, you didn't know that was a thing, well the repair's going to cost you pretty big." - My technician

by sidhe3141 May 3, 2023

Blinker Synchronization

When you are stopped waiting for a turn, most often a red light, and your blinker synchronizes with the person's in front of you blinking at the same exact time and rhythm.

GUY ONE: "I was just waiting at that red light waiting to go left and my blinker was blinking at the same exact time as the guy in front of me!"
GUY TWO: "Nice blinker synchronization!"

by maskt avengar September 7, 2009

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009

Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010