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bashful bladder

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.
When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.
by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
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blaine anderson

the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.
oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!
by mashford July 14, 2019
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bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.
It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019
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george blagden

George Blagden is an English actor known for playing Grantaire in the 2012 movie adaption of Les Misérables and for playing Athelstan in the History Channel show Vikings. George also uploads beautiful song covers on his YouTube channel.
I think that George Blagden is a fantastic actor and singer
by tveitortot October 20, 2013
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Blaise Zabini

A fictional character in the popular Harry Potter series. He is a Slytherin and is believed to be best friend of fellow house mate Draco Malfoy. Often in fanfiction authors "mistakenly" describe him as white, but in actuality Blaise is black with Italian descent.
If I read one more shitty fanfiction where they describe Blaise Zabini as white, I will find them and eat their babies and/or household pets!
by dj234 June 27, 2011
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Mount&Blade

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"
by BaldurThor August 25, 2009
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Blaine

the kind of dude who you can always talk to because he’s wise beyond his years, and he thinks that he’s ugly but really everyone knows he’s cute. he has so much potential and he doesn’t even know it. he’ll always have you on your toes because you never know what he’s gonna do or how he’ll feel about you or anyone else. he’s someone you’ll always want in your life. but you gotta be careful he doesn’t take any crap and if you give him crap you have a special nickname and place in hell. only the og Blaine’s are like this.
i’m gonna ask blaine for advice he’ll know.”
by your mother lul April 28, 2019
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