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Bitcoin is a faith based titanium coin that is limited in amount by internal characteristics enforced by the laws of mathematics, thermodynamics and the creed of Nakamoto.
Given its rapid rise, growing acceptance and internal characteristics, Bitcoin has managed to terrify governments, atheists and the religious all at once.
by A7Z July 29, 2014
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the bitcoin buyer walks into a room the first thing he does is yell as loud as he/she/it can and says

bitcoin buyer: I HAVE INVESTED IN BITCOINS
by nhu1k January 16, 2018
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I used bitcoin to customize my weapons.
by BingoBongoBoi January 9, 2021
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An electronic currency, which consists of cryptographic proofs-of-work, that can literally, verifiably, and securely transferred the over the internet from a buyer's bitcoin client (app, software) to a seller's without the aid of a mutually trusted third party (e.g., paypal or credit card bank, who traditionally collects a fee for this trust).
Western Union will charge you almost 5% to transfer $20,000 to India. They won't even let you do it in a single transfer since it is too big, and they'll hit you with an unfavorable exchange rate. Why don't you just send your vendor some bitcoin?
by nicky_steves April 13, 2013
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bitcoinaire

Someone that's so rich, they own 1 whole BitCoin or more. Replaces the antiquated term, "millionaire", which was how people used to judge wealth in the olden days with something called "dollars", also known as "the MySpace of money".
He's been stackin' sats and accumulated 100,000,000 sats, now owns a whole bitcoin, so he's a bitcoinaire!
by CSharpner April 13, 2021
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Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)

Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.
It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).
by Jamo2221 January 18, 2021
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Bitcoin

The cryptocurrency of choice among criminals, extortionists, fraudsters, hackers, kidnappers, terrorists, and Ponzi schemers, who have 100% faith in the blockchain technology to avoid getting caught for their crimes.
Guesstimate what percentage of rogue political leaders’, corrupt businesspersons’, and Russian oligarchs’ stolen billions or trillions have been converted into bitcoins to cover up their obscene wealth.
by Fasters April 2, 2022
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