birthfart

A rediculously large fart that usually occurs during the birthing process. The birthfart is usaully combined with a rediculous amount of shitting.

When Doug's baby is born Meg's gonna birthfart during the entire time. The doctor is gonna shuke all over her twat due to the stink and amount of shit firing out of her!

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Birthwake

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

birthdater

Someone who has sex as soon as they reach the age of consent; aka a barely legal person

she texted him as soon as she became a birthdater

by invert cattso January 31, 2019

birthmas

-The date of a persons birth.
-Another word for birthday.

Merry birthmas to me!

by daymare June 26, 2005

Birthmark

When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand.

Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now.

by M.G. Lite February 28, 2008

Birthaversary Present

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.

We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

Birthmorrow

Wishing someone Happy Birthday, a day in advance.

Birthday = Birth + today - to
Birthmorrow = Birth + tomorrow -to

Happy Birthmorrow, Sunshine!

Hey Rachel, I am out tomorrow, so Happy Birthmorrow to you!

by Shar6 October 11, 2010