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bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"
by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013
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Bilbo your shit

Verb: to Bilbo your shit. To drop everything in your life and go on a spontaneous (and potentially ill-conceived) adventure, often in a foreign country/city.
"Fuck this job, I'm gonna Bilbo my shit and move to Scotland." - Lisa Fjoryn

"Did you hear about Joey? He Bilbo'd his shit and moved to Vancouver."

"I'm seriously considering Bilbo'ing my shit right now."

"Just Bilbo your shit with me. What's the worst that could happen?"
by Dea_al_Mon September 19, 2014
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A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".
Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?
by I need a holiday February 3, 2023
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Bilbo

You dress dope AF ima have to start calling you bilbo
by Someguy1680 January 11, 2017
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Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.
by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021
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Bilbo Baggins

I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.
by CLOBESTANTINE January 29, 2021
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