A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.
"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."
by the beeb June 23, 2007
Get the Bachelor Buffet mug.The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.
Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass
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A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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He's been around the world and in all the wars, and can also be known as "the badger" which was his military code name while in nam
He's been around the world and in all the wars, and can also be known as "the badger" which was his military code name while in nam
by monkeywrangler November 26, 2010
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Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
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You will fap to the beat of her music.
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Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
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by gregben August 14, 2022
Get the Joni Bitchell mug.A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.
In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.
Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.
Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.
Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.
Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
by nationalfilmbored February 25, 2011
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