bendescend

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.

Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?

by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015

Big Bend

A town in southeast Wisconsin, mainly consists of drunk white people, a pretty boring place, but if your into getting fucked up it just might be the place for you!

Big Bend, BB hood

by EJP420 October 14, 2008

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004

Bendik

An awsome laidback guy who is friends with everybody. The best checkup line anyone can pull on a girl is " Hey, i know Bendik" Every Girl secretly dreams of one day meeting Bendik

Guy:"Hey, do you wanna come home with me? I know Bendik".
Girl: "Oh Yes please!"

by Grobian January 12, 2011

Cum-bending

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.

Would you like to practice cum-bending?

by Doot boi June 8, 2018