When a female falls asleep and a male masterbates and ejaculates into the woman's eyes and then holds her eyes open until the cum dries, she wakes up all wide eyed like legendary actress Bette Davis with respect to the Kim Carnes song of the same name.
"That bitch wouldn't shut up so when she fell asleep I stroused off and she woke up with some Bette Davis Eyes"
by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008

The scale and scope of lies so huge that when you look deep into them there is not one shred of truth to cling to.
Jaclyn told Bette Davis lies, of a Hollywood scale and a panorama so large that one could not see the bottom of them. They simply sucked you in and never let you out!
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

Someone from the Boston area that seeks attention through easily distracted storytelling and 30 second DJ sets. Often confused with the long lost son of the famous Bette Midler or Pinocchio.
by ChrisWuzHere27 July 16, 2025

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 20, 2023

It is when a female has a bleached asshole.
by Heylee Jettskii Montana June 5, 2023
