Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024

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White Bethlehem

School filled with hate and shame, usually high class white men and women rule this school. You must meet the following criterias, have aryan features like; white skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. Usually the school is filled with feminine boys and masculine women, or homosexual individuals.

Random stranger: “Bethlehem sucks, I hate it it’s the underbelly of drugs!”

White Bethlehem kid: “NOOOO STOPPPPPP! That’s mean, you’re not white!”

by Christianlgbtqman May 17, 2022

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Battle of Bethlehem

Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...

Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...

by Slater89 October 8, 2020

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